Peeps, in buying this laptop wallpaper, you'll get a l'il joy while putting Co2 underground for at least 1,000 years through carbon casting. We chose this process over planting trees because a wildfire can quickly undo a tree's carbon removal.
If you'd like to kick off a carbon negative economy with me, Peep the Bird, please buy a ringtone or wallpaper and spread the word! 
PS: for current Co2 readings, check out this auto-updating graph.